[A woman walks through the door confidently in a winter version of her outfit - a long thick white coat, black gloves, a green dress, and snug black boots. As it turns out, she needs these because she has tattoos that can be covered but are still pretty damn big. Her makeup is nice, but those with a clear past image for comparison in their minds will see that five years of gravity have done a little something to her face.]

You do want to see a picture of my grandchildren, don't you?

[Lotus is posed with the sportier daughter Ennea and the sweeter daughter Nona, who has two one-year-olds in her lap. There is Japanese overmarketed Christmas turkey on the table in front of them.]

Don't worry, her husband just had a dentist appointment open up that day. You gotta get it in before the end of the year.

[This is probably her opening for strangers as well as prior acquaintances as long as they don't open with a whole dramatic YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU? She's got an on-mode and an off-mode and right now it's on-mode. Such is life.]