You never know! Maybe if you get enough, you'll summon the great sock beast made of lost and neglected socks! Its warbly cry rattles the decorative Y-beads sewn onto the hems! Wait, has anyone actually done that for baby socks since, like, the '90s? Historical accuracy pending. [She claps her hands.] I mean, like, the kids get stuff too, but I dunno if they're gonna appreciate grown-up gifts.