...he-he didn't know only the naughty kids got coal?
[That's? One of the basics?? Of Christmas rules???]
Sorry, it's cool that you managed to save Christmas and your family is good terms with Santa-[Sentences you never thought you'd say for 500, Alex]-but I just. I don't know how he couldn't have known that coal goes to the bad kids. I thought that was common knowledge?
[Or are things different in duck world? Are there debates about what Santa's favorite baked good is? Has someone gotten into a fistfight with the Easter bunny over him breaking into their house and trying to take their eggs? These thoughts and more scroll through Dylan's head as he considers a world where holiday figures are real and there is confusion about their customs.]
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[That's? One of the basics?? Of Christmas rules???]
Sorry, it's cool that you managed to save Christmas and your family is good terms with Santa-[Sentences you never thought you'd say for 500, Alex]-but I just. I don't know how he couldn't have known that coal goes to the bad kids. I thought that was common knowledge?
[Or are things different in duck world? Are there debates about what Santa's favorite baked good is? Has someone gotten into a fistfight with the Easter bunny over him breaking into their house and trying to take their eggs? These thoughts and more scroll through Dylan's head as he considers a world where holiday figures are real and there is confusion about their customs.]